I love my new flask.

So Wednesday night involved the cristening of my flask. The beginning of adventures involving smuggling friends such as Vodka and Southern Comfort into night-clubs, horse races and concerts so I can afford the taxi fare home. No longer will my wallet have to endure weak, dilated $8.50 vodka sunrises an Sourthern Comfort and cokes. I think this is love.

One of the many reasons Green Day are one of my favourite bands...

Billie-Joe: "Slipknot? They sound like Tré chocking on a hair ball!”

I could go for either of these right now...

I love this.

Visual evasion

Rocko's Modern Life

So today I bought a new goldfish. I named him Rocko after my favourite cartoon wallaby. He's pretty cute.

Hopefully he's not bulimic like the last two fish I had.

Here kitty kitty kitty...

The tragic deaths of Sexy and Fish and my hangover

So last night was awesome/terrific/fun. Now I have a massive hangover. Really, really massive.


I returned home today to an empty fish bowl. Sexy and Fish had tragically died and my mother kindly removed them from the bowl. I'm not sure if the deaths were due to the heat, or their eating disorder. I think they were bulimic. Just when I thought they had eaten some food, they would go and spit it out like a Russian model.




R.I.P. Sexy and Fish

I'm seeing this band tonight...

After the Fall- Conrete Boots

Let's get pictorial.

I tried and failed to learn guitar when I was 14. DISAPPOINTMENT

I'm allergic to cats. DISAPPOINTMENT

I like ice-cream. ENJOYMENT

I failed to learn to knit. DISAPPOINTMENT

I'm good at spelling. ENJOYMENT

My birthday is in 4 months. ENJOYMENT

Which will make me 19. I like being 18. DISAPPOINTMENT

I like leopard print. ENJOYMENT

That is all.

I heart this website.

http://weheartit.com/ is officially now my favourite website. It's full of pretty pictures like these:

[Most of the pictures I include in this blog are from this website.]

I want some of these.

Nom nom nom.

But I thought cookies were a "sometimes" food.

That Susan Boyle woman gets around.

Susan Boyle pops up in random holiday snap

This made my Friday.

Today was nice.

Today, I discovered that I'm awesome at swimming in Sonic and Mario Olympic Games (wii game). ENJOYMENT

Yesterday, I took $70 shopping and came back with $20. Then I was like, "Oh shit, $20 for the week? That shopping spree wasn't needed. DISAPPOINTMENT

Today, I found $70 in a purse I used two weeks ago. ENJOYMENT

Today, I realised my car is full of sand and covered in bird shit. DISAPPOINTMENT

Yesterday, I sat in the wading pool at Bar Beach with Tilli and chatted. It was very relaxing. ENJOYMENT

Today, I found multiple sea lice bites. DISAPPOINTMENT
Today, I ate Doritos and salsa while playing Wii with Danielle. ENJOYMENT

Today, I realised that my new fish don't like the expensive fish food I bought. So I went and got a different type of fish food for $2- which they like. DISAPPOINTMENT

(Epic) Bacon and Eggs

Now, that's what I call bacon.

It looks like one of those woven loom coasters I made in year 4.

I do.

This is your future wedding cake.

Blythe dolls are both cute and creepy.

I want to know who's allowed to breed All the dogs who never learned to read

I don't read many books. In 2009, I read about 6 or seven books- but only two weren't related to school. I felt out of my depth in English Extension class- everyone else had read many proper pieces of literature. In 2010, I'm going to get fucking cultured.

To begin my path to being a book reading citizen, I've purchased three books. I intend to read them.

 Fear and Loathing in Las Vegas- Hunter S. Thompson
Everyone in my year 12 English Extension class had either seen the movie or read the book. So far, I've read about a quarter of the book. A journalist and his attorney taking drugs 24/7 is starting to get tiring. I hope something more interesting happens soon.


Lolita- Vladimir Nabokov
Lolita is a pretty name. I've been told that this book is terrific- but I have my doubts. A tale of paedofilia written in 1955. That doesn't sound too pretty.

The Great Gatsby- F. Scott Fitzgerald
I have no idea what this is about, but I've heard it's good, and I picked it up for $1. Bargain. If I don't like it, I can sit it on  a shelf in my room, read-up about it on Wikipedia and pretend that I'm cultured enough to have read this book.

Sexy Fish

My dog Buddy watches my fish like a movie.

So today...

I got a goldish bowl and two goldfish. Hopefully they survive the night. One is named Sexy and the other is named Fish.

When I'm drunk, I look sleazy and like to dance.

New Years Eve 2009/2010

Me, Louise and Melody- predrinks at my place